jail:

me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion

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(via the-pietriarchy)

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(via swagician)

I think this is the best T-shirt I will ever buy.

I think this is the best T-shirt I will ever buy.

unclefather:

dekutree:

the only nude i wanna see from u is ur nude teeth shining through your lips as you smile a great, big smile from a beautiful day filled with happiness <3

yea well i wanna see a tity 

(Source: dekutrickortreat, via the-pietriarchy)